Return of the Son of Magic Lantern
Written by Blakbeard on September 8, 2016
Dr. Yo’s Magic Lantern returns from summer break, shining brightly as ever. The lantern’s collimated beam illuminates antiques, curios, and Fortean phenomena alike. The sweetest treat, of course, is Sugar Kane. But we shan’t overlook the significance of Ron Nasty and Dirk McQuickly’s socioeconomic poetry, nor Dr. Frank’s semiotic analysis of linguistic anomalies in youth culture. We all need to keep talking while we think of something to say.
Dr. Yo’s Magic Lantern is not for everyone. Discontinue use and consult your doctor or witch doctor if you experience fatigue, nausea, or ennui.