Metal's Magical Music Machine

One day, a man invented a machine using the greatest sorcery and most advanced technology humans had discovered. But the machine did not operate as intended...nothing went wrong, it seemed, the machine simply did not do what it was expected to do. When the man attempted to activate it, it did nothing. It did nothing all the way until Saturday, when it began to play music. What kind of music was never certain. Some was familiar to the man, some unknown and strange. And that is what his machine did. For one hour every Saturday, it played music for him. The man was very disappointed. He had hoped it would at least cook something for him.