The Sweet And Sour Savage Hour

I am Tage (tahg-gee, rhymes with groggy, soggy, or doggy) Starheim Savage and I play only the best of Rock and Roll music.
I only play music that:
1. puts one into a trance
2. makes one go into convulsions
3. gives one the strength to beat one's way through a brick wall with one's
bare hands
4. makes one DANCE like a schizophrenic clown
or
5. at the very least makes the hairs on one's neck stand up

If not one of these requirements are not met, I don't play it.

I could go on listing 'this genre' and 'that genre' or 'this band' or 'that band' but that's boring. I'll say only that there are only three flavors that I play on my show: sweet, sour, and SAVAGE! Dig it or die!