Warm Milk

A reason to stay up late. Other reasons to stay up late include staring very hard at things, making midnight snacks, and perfecting ninja dance moves to impress your stuffed animals.

Did anyone else's mom make them warm milk with honey when they couldn't sleep? My mom always did, then took away whatever book I was reading, which was what kept me up in the first place. She also told me to make snoring noises, which is what I suggest you do if there is ever an occurrence of "dead air." This is very obscure radio lingo meaning "DJ is making a mistake, probably a dumb one."

Stay tuned for further instruction.