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KPSU bowling team deals stunning defeat to Daily Vanguard

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Submitted by A Superhero Nam... on Fri, 12/07/2007 - 11:09pm.

In a completely expected, yet nonetheless exciting victory, the KPSU staff became the winner of the first sub-basement bowling tournament. Following the 276-239 defeat, which the KPSU team accomplished with no effort, The Daily Vanguard quickly retreated to their offices to update their blogs. This time, however, rather than their usual posts of juvenile complaining about finals and random youtube links, they used the internet to smear the good name of KPSU and it's affiliated bowling team, claiming that KPSU "stole" this victory, and even insinuating that they are not real bowlers.

The Daily Vanguard has begged KPSU for a rematch. In response, KPSU says "if we decide to grant them one, we won't bowl left handed next time."

Vanguard Bowlers
This is the Vanguard Bowling Team, whom we will mercilessly crush if they try to match us again.

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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 12/09/2007 - 5:08pm.

KPSU Bowling team

BOWLING

Submitted by TSS (not verified) on Mon, 12/10/2007 - 11:15pm.

Were I still a Street Savaging my loyalties would've been torn. Luckily now that I have graduated I can safely give a thumbs up to my KPSU brethren. Eat it defeat Vanguard!

TAGE SAVAGE